You're a Philly 4, Not a Manhattan 8. Cut the Horseshit.

Front:

You're a Philly 4

Not a Manhattan 8

Cut the Horseshit

Back:

Mumster (noun)
1. An unattractive, gross person 
that few people find attractive. 

2. Someone who thinks they're more 
attractive than they are.

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